Slaycation Paradise

<h3><strong>Slaycation Paradise</strong></h3> <h3>Are you tired of the same boring old vacations? Then boy have we got the tonic for you! Slaycation Paradise offers the ultimate in multi-dimensional apocalyptic tours. Slay away your worries with Twin-Stick action mixed with Tower Defence as you visit the end-of-world scenarios of your dreams!</h3> <strong>Slaycation Paradise - Book your Wasteland Vacation</strong> <p>Nestled deep in the heart of the galaxy, our state-of-the-art facility at Slaycation Paradise offers exclusive access to leisurely slaying activities for all warp travellers looking to get away from the daily grind. Explore our beautiful &amp; chaotic destinations filled with an array of monsters intent on your demise. Slay away your worries and have the time of your life as the world around you withers and dies!</p> <strong>Visit our unique and exotic apocalyptic locations</strong> <p>Slaycation Paradise’s unique inter-dimensional portals offer an enticing selection of alternate Earth annihilation scenarios for you and your family to enjoy. Marvel at stunning vistas as worlds die in fiery hellscapes. Dangle your toes in rivers of blood while sipping on a margarita.*For that ‘impending end of the universe' feeling, there's nothing like Slaycation Paradise. Come on in, the slaughter's lovely!</p> <p>*Use of heavy weapons while under the influence of alcohol is not recommended.</p> <strong>Be creative and tailor your very own Tower Defence set-up</strong> <p>Free to all visitors is the simply swell Construction Assembly Turret (C.A.T. kit), providing custom defence structures anywhere you like. Perfect for all your defensive needs against those pesky zombie hordes! ** Your C.A.T. kit will provide you and your loved ones with a heightened level of security and ensure you enjoy every moment of your stay at the end of days.</p> <p>**Use at own risk. Slaycation Paradise Ltd. Accepts no liability for injury or zombie plague infections sustained.</p> <strong>Ta